Shitzport

My random thoughts…

Sitting there, with a foul smell lofting up and all around. I’m staring at my phone, and come across an article about teleportation, and I started to think. 

I hate taking a shit. I do like the feeling of not feeling bloated any more, but I don’t like the smell, the feeling, and the wiping. Truthfully if pooping was like peeing for a guy, I would be ok with it. 

So, as I sat there and I saw that article, I began to think. There might be one day that teleporting technology will take off and advance just like a computer. Starts off big, but will become smaller and smaller. There might be one day that we will have asshole teleporters. Then we can take a shit anywhere we want and there will not be a need for clean up. 

Of course this could be an episode of Black Mirror, where someone hacks into someone Tele-Shitz and sucks up all their intestines and would kill them. Or it sends other people’s shit into them. A lot of things could go wrong haha.

Anyways, I still would like a T-Poop one day haha